Some short jokes!

How do you tell when a blonde is having her period? She's only wearing one sock.

What does a blonde say after having sex ? What team do you guys play for!

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? A: Run like hell, she has a grenade in her mouth!

Why are blondes only allowed 30 minute lunch breaks? It takes too long to retrain them if they take an hour.

What's the difference between a blonde and the titanic ? You know how many men went down on the titanic.

What does a blonde say after her doctor tells her that she's pregnant. Is it mine?